Fact #34

disorderedfacts:

If people shout at you ‘go eat a sandwich!’, this is a direct invitation for you to break into their home at night and make multiple sandwiches using their own groceries. Take all their bread, butter, mayonnaise, salad cream, ketchup, cucumber, lettuce, ham, cheese, tuna, chicken, beef, pork, hummus, honey, jam and anything else you think you might be able to get in a sandwich. Take everything. Take it all. They asked for this. They asked for this.

cheekyfirecrackr:

zooophagous:

North American River Otters

i want

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Title: Ghost Artist: Ella Henderson 4,813 plays

pedroam:

Ella Henderson - Ghost (2014)

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

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themuslimavenger:

"But I am a ruin myself, wandering among ruins."

Palestinian man looks at heavy destruction in Al-Shaaf, Gaza City

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The waterlily studio at Claude Monet’s home at Giverny.

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itscolossal:

Good Badlands: Dry Terrain of the American West Captured in a Brief Moment of Color by Guy Tal

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normcore-dad:

Shout out to Al Jazeera straight up showing a video of their reporters getting tear gassed during a live interview of the Ferguson police chief denying that they are tear gassing journalists.

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